The POTUS was livid. He had struck a deal to banish a vicious gang to far off El Salvador on three planeloads using an obscure 18th-century law that the great FDR too had once deployed. But defying the will of the world’s most powerful person, this puny little judge in a single city asked him to bring them back even if it meant plucking them from the air.
“Oopsie, too late,” declared the big boss in El Salvador gleefully as the White House asserted that “a single judge in a single city cannot direct the movements of an aircraft carrying foreign alien terrorists who were physically expelled from U.S. soil.”
Yet this “Radical Left Lunatic of a Judge,” kept asking pesky questions about when and how the planes took off, fuming at his deportation orders signed “in the dark” and dared to question the White House’s “frightening” view of unchecked executive powers.
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And Trump’s call for “this judge, like many of the Crooked Judges’ I am forced to appear before” and who “DIDN’T WIN ANYTHING!” in an election, to be IMPEACHED!!!” only earned a rebuke from the top judge of the friendly neighborhood Supreme Court.
Another judge tried to leash his DOG(E)s of war on bureaucracy questioning the role of first buddy Elon Musk and his team to permanently shutter USAID as a likely violation of the Constitution.
Yet another judge temporarily blocked the DOGE team from Social Security Administration systems containing personal information, saying their work was likely an illegal “fishing expedition.”
And a fourth federal judge appointed by Biden blocked an executive order banning transgender people from serving in the U.S. military prompting a White House aide to ask “District court judges have now decided they are in command of the Armed Forces…is there no end to this madness?”
Saying enough is enough, a furious Don called on the Supreme Court to rein in the “local, unknown Judge, a Grandstander, looking for publicity,” who was “doing everything in his power” to usurp the presidency!
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Taking aim at “Radical Left Judges” for imposing nationwide injunctions on “returning murderers, drug lords, rapists, and other such type criminals,” Trump warned that if Chief Justice John Roberts and the Supreme Court did “not fix this toxic and unprecedented situation IMMEDIATELY, our Country is in very serious trouble!”
Meanwhile, playing peacemaker in Ukraine, “No body had been tougher on Putin than Donald Trump.” Yet these meddlesome media guys had been spreading rumors that the former KGB guy in Moscow had kept him waiting to take his call and played the author of the art of deal with the art of no deal.
He had once vowed to end the war in a day — he was “being a little bit sarcastic,” then — yet after two long conversations with Putin, all that he could squeeze out of the Russian leader was a promise to end attacks on Ukrainian energy facilities only, a commitment he is accused by Ukraine of breaking within hours of the second call.
While armchair analysts dismissed most of what Putin agreed without really giving any ground as spin, the Kremlin confirmed that preparations were underway for a new round of Russia-U.S. talks in Saudi Arabia. Ukraine will also send representatives there to meet with U.S. officials.
And as Indian American astronaut Sunita Williams and fellow NASA astronaut Butch Wilmore, stranded on the International Space Station for nearly nine months, safely returned home aboard a SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule, Musk accused the Biden administration of rejecting his earlier rescue efforts for “political reasons.”
Trump too doubled down on his claims that Biden administration was at fault in the botched Starliner mission, saying it “shamefully forgot about the astronauts, because they considered it to be a very embarrassing event for them – Another thing I inherited from that failed group of incompetents.”
The Astronauts weren’t the only thing that Sleepy Joe had forgotten, Trump suggested as fruity fact checkers claimed that the Don was taking undue credit for a “rescue mission” which was advanced by only a couple of weeks at his behest.
Suggesting that Biden had put his administration on autopilot with an autopen signing all documents, Trump quipped, “The person who was the real President during the Biden years was the person who controlled the Autopen!”
Trolling Biden’s alleged autopen use, Trump shared a collage of three images: his official presidential portrait from his first term, a picture of Biden’s autopen, and a portrait representing a second Trump term. He pinned the post to his account, amplifying the message to his followers.
As such “the ‘Pardons’ that Sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs, and many others, are hereby declared VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT, because of the fact that they were done by Autopen,” he proclaimed.
“In other words, Joe Biden did not sign them but, more importantly, he did not know anything about them!” wrote Trump suggesting the people who got the documents signed “without the knowledge or consent of the Worst President in the History of our Country, Crooked Joe Biden!” may have committed a crime.
But “the failing New York Times,” as POTUS 45 loved to call the old lady of his then home town, insinuated that Trump had “falsely claimed” that Biden’s pardons were “void” because he used an autopen — probably setting the stage for another court battle.
Then adding fuel to the fire, POTUS signed another fiat to shut the Department of Education “as quickly as possible” without Congressional approval setting the stage for another seismic political and legal battle.
The question is who will win the big brewing battle of nibs — the Don’s big beautiful black pen or the “left lunatic” judges’ quill with a long reach?