The don carries the weight of the world with an angry scowl
God created the world in six days. He then rested on the seventh day. Not “your favorite President, ME,” Donald J. Trump.
He had carried the weight of the planet for 525 days — bad mouthing friends and foes, dropping F-bombs on allies and threatening to annihilate a whole civilization — without a good word from the fake news and nitpicking judges.
So he called his AI minions to post on his Truth Social megaphone an image of himself draped in an American flag literally carrying the Earth on his shoulders à la Greek Titan Atlas — to let the whole wide world know of his burden with his trademark mugshot scowl.
But the now not so friendly Supreme Court apparently did not get the memo as it handed him three losses and one big win in just two days. With two of his own first term appointees joining the three liberal justices, the court in a 6-3 decision struck down his executive order to deny citizenship to children born to illegal immigrants and non permanent residents.
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Calling court’s reaffirmation of Birthright Citizenship — any child born in the U.S. automatically becomes a U.S. citizen — as “too bad for our Country,” Trump insisted he could recoup lost ground through legislation without a “long and unwieldy Constitutional Amendment.”
He wouldn’t say how he would accomplish the near impossible task given the current makeup of Congress. But two top officials came out with plans to clamp down on what they called a booming “birth tourism” industry by finding ways to prevent pregnant women particularly “birth tourists” — from reaching U.S. soil.
Before the Birthright Citizenship blow, the court rejected a Republican challenge to a Mississippi law that allows certain mail-in ballots arriving after Election Day to be counted.
Calling the 5-4 decision “very detrimental to honest elections,” Trump, who claims without evidence that the 2020 presidential election was stolen from him, asked Senate Republicans to act on the so-called SAVE America Act which would require multiple forms of identification to register and vote.
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He was also “surprised” at the top court declining to review a $5 million civil judgment against him after he was found liable for allegedly sexually abusing and defaming journalist E. Jean Carroll.
Calling it “a Fake Case brought against me by a woman I never met,” he vowed to “continue the fight against this Weaponization and Lawfare Case against me,” even as Carroll asked a judge to make him pay.
But the Supreme Court did hand Trump one big win. Overturning a 90-year-old decision, it greatly expanded his power over independent agencies with the exception of Federal Reserve Board, ruling he can fire their heads at will without cause.
Meanwhile, Trump’s reported income soared to more than $2.2 billion last year as he took in more than $1.4 billion from cryptocurrency, digital tokens and related partnerships, raising critics’ eyebrows.
Noting “Trump’s earnings in office are at a level once unimaginable for any leader of a liberal democracy, particularly a sitting American president,” New York Times suggested the “huge windfall with few known global precedents” raised ethical questions.
The White House has denied that Trump or his family had engaged in conflicts of interest and he himself brushed aside such concerns, saying, “I never speak to any of the people that run the money.”
Mixing business with governance, Trump is said to be increasingly fixated on his construction projects and efforts to make D.C. beautiful again notwithstanding the fiasco over painting the capital’s Reflecting Pool “American flag blue.”
He has talked about them on four out of every five days in June, up from one-third of the days in January — more often than healthcare and wages in the last three months, according to a Washington Post analysis.
With a hands-on approach, he even went on a tour of East Potomac Golf Links that he wants to renovate carrying detailed plans extending play to the shoreline and removing public amenities, such as a riverside bike trail and mini golf course.
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POTUS 45&47 also wants to have exactly 47 maple trees to commemorate his status as the 47th president in Lafayette Square across from the White House, according to the Post.
But amid all these weighty matters, he did find time to mock his critics with bête noire Barack Obama, who according to the former president has “a room in his head. A suite in his head,” at the top. With his own image in a military-style uniform at age 20, he compared himself to Obama at age 18 with a marijuana joint in his mouth.
Trump also posted an AI-generated testimonial-style video portraying himself as a doctor who claims to have cured some of his most prominent celebrity critics of what he calls “Trump derangement syndrome.”
Patients afflicted with “TDS” should “turn off fake news, say your prayers, and if you ever feel anxious, just have a Diet Coke like me, and you’re going to see a remarkable difference in your life,” prescribed AI “Dr Trump” sporting a white coat and stethoscope.
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He then posted a picture of himself flying over “beautiful Mount Rushmore,” where he believes he belongs with four other national icons, in his new $400 million ‘Palace in the Sky’ gifted by Qatar.
Hijacking America’s 250th birthday, Trump has made it a celebration of himself with his face on passports and currency, national park passes and government buildings.
And with all the musicians backing out of the big Fourth of July concert, he plans to turn it into another Trump rally with “a really long speech.” But his plan for a 40-minute fireworks display using more than 860,000 shells and effects has left D.C. dog owners howling.
Howl or scowl, there is no stopping the smug saviour from trumpeting his greatness again and again!